In Isn't It Rich News.....

Hate monger and all around stupid bitch Bristol Palin announced that she's expecting out of wedlock baby number two.  HAHAHAHAHA BAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

So much for her sanctimonious bullshit about waiting for marriage. It's called birth control, stupid. 

Chris Gaines, Nevah4get!

Remember this idiot? Remember the embarrassment that was Garth Brooks' alter ego vanity project where he starved himself, glued a bunch of pubes to the bottom of his lip and called himself Chris Gaines? Well I do and I'm cursing life for not blessing me with a shit ton of money so I could buy out the venue in my area where he is playing tonight just to be the only audience member.  My life's dream as of this moment is to be this guy:

But instead of yelling for Skynard I would be yelling "Play some Chris Gaines man!". Yes, I dream small.

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