Looking Marvelous!

Tracy Scoggins is that you?

 

Georgina of the Jungle!

You know you hate her because she's beautiful!

 

White Gloves Class Everything Up

You know you'll never be this glamours,

 

The Seventeen Days of Crappy X-Mas Gifts

Gift idea #16: This one is a double whammy in that it can be the perfect crappy gift for that obnoxious niece and her cuntastic mom, aka the sister in law that you hate. 

Give the gift of cheap glamour with an exquisite gift set from Wet n Wild to that annoying niece who's just starting to explore her style and then give her an awesome head to toe makeover in denim and big hair. 

Not only will you be teaching your niece how to pile on the makeup real thick and bright but she'll be the first of her friends to sport the most coveted outfit of the 80s, The Canadian Tuxedo! All the while giving the sister in law you hate a conniption fit over her little girl's new look. Two birds, one stone!