Talk about chewing up the scenery.

You know that the zombie trend has hit the wall and started its long slow slide down to the floor. And Zombeavers is the movie to prove it. 

Two idiot hazardous waste haulers hit a deer and cause a barrel of toxic waste to roll off the truck and float down stream to a beaver dam where it explodes onto two beavers and infects them. Meanwhile three generic looking college girls are on their way to a cabin in the woods to spend a girls weekend so the blonde one can get away from her cheating boyfriend. 

From left to right the smart one, the blonde one and the slutty one.

At the cabin the girls do the typical stupid girl things done in bad schlock films, swim, whine, go topless and get scared by their douchey boyfriends. Later that night the smart one and the slutty one have loud sex with their men while the blonde one cries in the living room with her cheating hussy of a man who is looking all teary eyed. The blonde one decides to shower or maybe to take a piss I forget which, and this happens. 

So instead of doing the smart thing which would be to hightail it out of the woods, the men try to kill the zombeaver and decide to call it a night and take a swim the next morning. Wanna see how that dip in the lake turns out? Sure you do!

So this happens and then this happens...

So the kids make a run for it to the cabin where they're greeted by this horror...

Still the morons stay and spend one horrific night fending off zombeavers and fighting with each other.

I love bad movies, I wasted my childhood and teen years every Saturday watching bad movies like Godzilla and whatever Z grade fare TBS or WPIX would show. While my peers were out there making memories with their friends I was holed up inside trying to find the next trashy movie to delight in.

I didn't delight in Zombeavers, it was just okay and predictable and the acting was just meh. I think maybe that was the problem, the actors actually tried. This is a movie about zombie beavers for fucks sake. The actors should have camped it up and delivered their lines in a wooden manner. Instead this is a once in a lifetime kind of movie because watching it once is more than enough.