Praise the Lord for waxing!

If this book truly is God's Gift then I need to know where I can return it for something better.

I fondly remember the spiral notebook my sister and her friend filled with pictures of Brian Bloom. Brian Bloom was a thing in the 80s, so where in the hell is his picture in this dumb book? 

Also missing: 
Leif Garrett
Corey Feldman. You just can't have one Corey without the other Corey! They were the Coreys for chrissake!
Shawn Cassidy
Adam Rich
Ralph Macchio 

Was anyone really drooling over the band members in Europe? Europe, ew. Or how about Ted Danson, double ew. 

The pictures of Burt Reynolds and Rod Stewart made me feel dirty and not in a good way. Also the "funny" captions weren't. Don't bother with this one.