I know, I missed yesterday. Gift idea #12: For the pompous more cultured than you art lover in your life, give them a beautiful painting of Elvis on velvet. Surely you'll earn bonus points if you can find a painting with both Jesus and Elvis. By bonus points I mean, that they'll start to avoid any conversations with you about art lest they want to hear you rant about why there are no velvet canvasses hanging in the Louvre.
Gift idea #11: A crappy gift set from Wal-Mart for that distant cousin you only see once a year at Christmas time. It's cheap and you only have to put as much thought into it as you do them. Besides aren't they still 7 and into SpongeBob and like hot chocolate? Meh, do you even really care?
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