Gift idea #14: For the sullen goth lite nephew in your life who rails against Christianity more to upset his parents than for any real religious objections, give him the gift of the "I'm evil and weird" starter pack of The Satanic Bible, The Necronomicon, a download of some random death metal music, a collection of short stories by HP Lovecraft and black fingernail polish. Black clothes sold separately. This should catapult you from lame aunt or uncle to the "You're no longer invited into our home" aunt or uncle.
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