Wednesday, December 9, 2015

The Seventeen Days of Crappy X-Mas Gifts


Gift idea #15: This one is for the "vintage" loving co-worker who's name you drew in the secret Santa  basket. You know her, she's kooky and arty and purely obnoxious. Just because it's old doesn't make it vintage nor worth selling on ETSY but to people like her if its older than 10 years it's vintage and worth selling. Ugh. So give that bitch this very fugly and very 70s fiber optic lamp clock. It has fake flowers, a blue plastic case, and a nicotine yellowing clock face. Bonus, you might be able to score something similar to this eyesore for free, just scrounge around your nana's attic. 

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